Today, I refer you to two other links.
Please go and read this. And then
The cracked article is tongue-in-cheek and obviously not ‘serious’. I had a good laugh. Great writing skills.
But what about Goop? Seriously?! When you’re reccommending people to go out and spend £12k / US$15k / AUD$20k on a gold-plated dildo, I think rich people are just asking for a revolution. They’re just asking for it!
If this is what being ‘rich’ is about, then you can stick that silver butt plug, with horse tail, right where the sun don’t shine and the moon don’t fit — right up your tight little arsehole! Right where it belongs. Instead of on that cheap acrylic perch you have it resting on. ‘Cause I want nuthin’ to do with it.
And not because it’s ‘kinky’. I don’t have a problem with ‘kinky’. It’s “rich kinky” I can’t stand. And it’s not just one gold-plated twenty thousand dollar dildo I’m whinging about. It’s two. Here’s the other one:
Gwyneth, Coco de Mer, Lelo, I think you’re completely out of touch with reality.
The world doesn’t need more of this crap. The rest of us live on a different world. Another world with overpopulation, deforestation, extinction, pollution, global warming, etcetera. That world. Remember that one?
I think your designers ought to be shot.
And if you’re out spendin’ 20k on a gold-plated dildo, you probably deserve to get mugged on a French highway. Because poorer people are getting fed up with being fucked over by banks and insurance companies and everyone else who doesn’t play fair. They struggle to pay their mortgage or their rent. And then they see this. And that is their way to restore some sort of “monetary equilibrium”.
If you’ve got this much money to play with, give some it to charity. Seriously.
Our ancestors have not been working for hundreds, thousands of years so you can splurge on (and profit by) this unsustainable bullshit.
Perhaps I should change this site to “ecoNazi.org”? Maybe I’ll buy that domain… just in case.
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